Abandoned Mattress Calendar 2022

Be the envy of your friends and family with this funny 2022 calendar. 12 pages of guaranteed soiled mattri to keep you inspired for a whole year.


  • A4 posh paper
  • guaranteed soiled
  • min 12 mattresses
  • tell your friends it’s art

Need more than 3 calendars? Contact for prices.

* non-UK customers, Paypal won’t let me change the postage rate so instead I have to change the calendar fee for you. Brexit has made overseas postage very expensive so sorry about that.

What’s inside? Here’s a teaser…

I bought an Abandoned Mattresses calendar coz I’m well cool.

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