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10 years of abandoned mattresses!

10 years ago, only 5 copies of the first ever abandoned mattress calendar were printed. Mainly because I thought no-one would buy them. Thankfully I was wrong. Strange people now buy the mattress calendars from all over the world including Australia, Canada, Germany and Croydon.

All the beautiful models in the calendars hail from Walthamstow, east London; the mothership of all abandoned mattri and the inventors of pop legends East 17.

99% of E17 mattresses smell of wee.

One day we hope to have ‘scratch n sniff’ calendars, so even people with visual impairments can really appreciate the essence of stained bedstuff.

About Warpdog.

Gemma has been running the Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board since 2010.

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